There are Only 2 Bloggers in this world
There are Only 2 Bloggers in this world, one rules the other
Hello there, Kabenlah.com is at it again and today is of no exception. I am here to tell you that there are only 2 bloggers in this world of ours and before you slam me with all those figures with respect to the number of blogs which are created on a daily bases, let me slam myself.
Based on the statistics given from blog-tracking site Technorati, the world of blogosphere has doubled every six months for the last three years. That’s 175,000 new blogs per day worldwide. Technorati added its 50 millionth blog on July 31, 2006.
So with all these impressive stats especially with respect to the number posts which are posted on daily bases and I guess this post will be adding up as well, how come do I have the right to tell you there are only two bloggers in this world of ours.
Please hold your piece as at this juncture and let me introduce you to my good friend Little Johnny’s collections.
1) A teacher lecturing on population said, ‘In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman Gives birth to a kid.’
Little Johnny stood up and said, ‘we must find and stop her!’
2) Little Johnny: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
Little Johnny: if only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
3) Little Johnny told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Little Johnny: So what, take an umbrella and go!
4) Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package.
Little Johnny: Why did you have to come so far, instead you could have posted it?
5) Little Johnny at an Art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir that is a mirror!
6) Little Johnny was writing something very slowly.
A friend asked, “Why are you writing so slowly?”
Little Johnny: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.
7) Little Johnny’ son: Mom, when I was on the bus this morning with dad, he told me to give up my seat for a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap!
8) Father to Little Johnny after exam: Let me see your report card.
Little Johnny: My friend just borrowed it; he wants to scare his parents.
9) Little Johnny was trying to avoid paying doctor’s fee after an eyes operation, so he says, “doctor, I still can’t see”
The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to Unclothe in front of him. Little Johnny then says “I can’t see!”
Doctor tells nurse to open her legs again. Little Johnny says “doctor I can’t see still.”
The doctor answered “You are silly, if you can’t see, HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING an Attention (ERECTION)? Nurse, prepare his bill please!”
It appears my good friend is already in trouble once more again and there is no way he can’t say he isn’t going to pay his bills and I can bet you had a good laugh at those Little Johnny’s collections. Hahaha!
Let move back to business as usual and our business for today is simple, there are only two bloggers in this blogosphere and who are they?The first blogger rules the second blogger
The first blogger is that blogger who writes what is on his mind without necessary having to seek the approval of the masses. He or she is himself and cares more of delivering helpful contents other than just writing for writing sake. He has a direction for his blog.The second is that blogger who believes anything he reads and is a jack of all niches.
What is the direction your blog? Or I guess the goat soup thief made your blog, the recent FIFA world cup made your blog as well, there is poetry, there is how to make money online and there is also about Nicky Minaj. So tell me, what type of blogger are you? Hahaha! So one thing is clear, that blogger who believes anything he reads and writes about anything on this planet will be ruled.\
Hello there, Kabenlah.com is at it again and today is of no exception. I am here to tell you that there are only 2 bloggers in this world of ours and before you slam me with all those figures with respect to the number of blogs which are created..